I Could Have Been A Millionaire, But…

A couple of nights ago, I was hard boiling some eggs for my lunch at work.  While cooking, one of them broke; and the results was a miniature Santa Clause head sticking out the side of the egg.  I remembered a while back when someone sold a corn flake, that looked like the state of Illinois, on eBay for a bunch of bucks.  I could have sold my Santa Clause egg on eBay and made a million dollars! But…. I was hungry and I ate him!